#Simon belmont

[prokopetz]

Facts:

Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.

Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it's impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they're synchronised with one.

Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.

This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.

[ashinaisshin]

Castlevania franchise box art by Ayami Kojima

[alucarddaily]

Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania

DLC will be available on October 31

[cyanidesurpryse]

[wiltkingart]

Simon Belmont for @vourdalak

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[melblur]

well. in honor of the halloween spirit. i would like to formally reintroduce everyone to the only good tweet i ever made

(& CoolBoxArt posted a tribute to it a year later)

[setzeri]

Never fear, Simon Belmont, the protagonist of Castlevania™ is here!

[simonsquest]

[pgs-pictures]

vaniatober days 5-8. prompts were coffin, bird, dagger, ice.

[pierrelucstl]

No Halloween costumes for the Scarlet Devil Mansion this year...

[otherwindow]

simon belmont i have things to do

[prokopetz]

What I really need is a mainline Castlevania game that canonises the Captain N: The Game Master version of Simon Belmont by establishing that no, he's not that Simon Belmont, he's just named after the guy, and constantly being compared to his famous ancestor is literally the reason he's Like That.

[dedalvs]

Lexember (December 13th)

Today's Valyrian glyph is belmon "chain", coined in honor of chain whip utilizer Simon Belmont. One of the first games I had was Simon's Quest, which is a tremendous game. It featured an open world with day and night (an early game to do so!) and some truly bizarre things. Like if you get a blue crystal, you can go next to a particular lake, kneel down, and then go under the lake. If you don't do that, though, and you jump in the lake you die—even if you have the blue crystal. And then, of course, logically, if you have the red crystal, you go to the edge of the map where there's just a mountain wall, kneel down, and a tornado comes and takes you to where dracula lives. Also the grim reaper is a major boss before dracula, but you can just...walk away from him. The door to and leaving his room is open. Literally you can walk right under him and not fight him if you don't feel like it. Also holy water in this game destroys fake floor tiles. That's its only point. What an amazing game...

[alucarddaily]

Castlevania inspired by Byzantine tapestry Artist: Ayami Kojima

[dg3zero]

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

When Alucard finally dies and enters the afterlife, he's going to spend days just cuddled up to Trevor and Sypha, getting used to existence on the other side and absorbing all of the comfort he's been missing for the last however-many-odd-centuries.

Every generation of Belmont that he's ever helped/befriended is going to want to see him, and a buttload of other very curious souls are probably going to be clamoring for a meet-and-greet, but they're all going to have to wait their turn because Trevor and Sypha have no intentions of "sharing" their favorite dhampir anytime soon.

It'd be absolutely hilarious if there was an honest to god que, I can easily picture Sypha yelling at everyone to "Pick a number, and shut the fuck up!"

Trevor and Sypha's kids get first dibs on the reunion after Alucard is finally okay enough to see more of his immediate, first found family without breaking down completely for the second time.

Then Grant has his turn.

Then Trevor and Sypha's grandkids, and so on. This continues until all of the closest Belmonts, Belnades, and Dynasties have had their fill of reunion-ing.

Soma is definitely up there in heaven with everybody else, he 100% starts a fistfight with Richter over who's turn it is before a very disgruntled Simon Belmont breaks them up because it's actually Maria's turn.

I like to imagine that Lisa is up there from time to time, too. Alternating back and forth between heaven and hell at will, so that she can see her husband and son with equal regularity.

Alucard spends several days just glued to his mom, ignoring everything and everyone else around them until she introduces him to her human family.

The idea of Lisa's parents being up there is hilarious, I want them to be progressive cinnamon rolls just like their daughter, and I want Alucard to struggle with being the center of their attention. The idea of having ever had human relatives in Lupu is very hard for Alucard to wrap his head around.

Sypha and Trevor also have a varitable army of dead people that they want him to meet, between Trevor's relatives and the speakers.

Trevor's family is nice enough, at least Gabriel, Marie and everyone else who died during the burning of the Belmont estate are all civil.

Sypha's extended family is incredibly sweet and curious, to the point of being almost suffocating.

Moving on, Leon Belmont is probably one of the kindest unknown parties that Alucard has met so far since his death. The founder of the Belmont clan harbors a soft presence that comes across as almost calming, and he seems to know an awful lot of embarrassing shit about Dracula for some reason.

Some lady named Elisabetha is there, too.

She seems to know Leon pretty well.